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I don’t care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself…
You hang in there sunshine, you’re special!
(from an email I received)
Also from an email …
13 Things PMS Stands For
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3.. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly, Men Suck
12.. Pack My Stuff
13. Potential Murder Suspect
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
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